| Bajs-Classes kulinariska gourmetsida!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Recipes made by one of swedens most famous gourmands | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Chocolate mousse a la Dokument utifr�n Ingredients: Loads of shit(preferably fresh, but frozen will do. But must be human. Dog shit no good) Half a gallon of womens piss (tv-journalists are best) Spoonful of mango chutney Potatismj�l ingef�ra ginger ground cummin cum First put the shit in your kitchen blender. Maybe heat it first. smells lovely in the kit,chen. Yummy Add some of the kaviar, careful and stir it with your cock, mh, feels good, ei? Serve with white wine and romantic music. You can also throw it in your neighbours face and call her a j�vla hora, works everytime. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Pir 59 kompott loads of shit from rysk j�vla slyna sperm from several different men , aka Pir 59 mixture sprit cigarette buts german underwear (soiled) klamydia (from rysk slyna) stor fet kuk (swedish speciality) flensost (swedish cheese) kukost smegma konkelb�r (swedish kind of berries, "concle-berries") Kompott is swedish for "taking a dump", or something like that. a kompott is very tasty indeed. jolly good. put the flensost and the kukost in the frying pan. turn on the fucking heat and smell those fumes!! Then add sugar. Throw the shit in and pour in the sprit (booze). ignite and make a flamb�. there after add konkelberries as garnish. bon appetit! Another serving tip is to throw it in your neighbours face and call her "fitta". Yummy!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Bajs a la Malta | (Merde du chef) Ingredients: Bucketful of excrements, various kinds, not frozen or imported from Albania.(And do not buy from Tangier, it can often be so called "Merde fausse", that is camel shit). Blatteglass (immigrant brand of ice cream) CP Put all ingredients in a plastic bag. Put bag on floor. Jump on it upp and down for several minutes. Put bag with contents in torktumlare. then in the freezer. Then eat it yummy! Or you can throw it in your neighbours face and call her "B�G-SVIN!!!"
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